Paiseh people, so long never post. As you guessed smartly enough, i was dying my hair white trying to get good results for test in test week (duh!? when else) but to no avail. After being antisocial for days and dying my hair white, i managed no more than a sexy F9 for math test. Wow me. 11/40... sigh. I feel the hopelessness in myself...
Sigh, there alway seems to be so many things in life to talk about, but when you're going to start blogging about it, your'e at a loss as to how you should start, or even talk about it...
okay enough crap. for the zibei me, today, at least. back to math.... argh

DEAR EDWIN,
Please stop playing dota like you've got no balls. If you haven't realised, dota is ruining your life just like how im blogging now is raping my scores for history test tomorrow. And if you haven't realised, please do take note that there's history test tomorrow, IS and maths test on thursday and subsequently literature test on friday. I hope you can WAKE UP YOUR IDEA and stop playing dota like a balless freak AKA what you are now =.=
You could WAKE UP YOUR IDEA by starting to mug now and not telling me that your'e going to play your last game for 3 times. I have learnt a lesson called the top 3 things that screws your life. The first being World of Warcraft.(Not only does this screw your acads, it screws your wallet too). The Second happens to be Dota which screws your life as much but maybe not your wallet. The third being training for EP3 during test week. LOL. Anyway, my point here is that you ought to stop dotaing for now.. you can always own me after the test week since im so freaking noob.
Yours Sincerely, from a friend who never did anything good,
Peng Ning

Hi all!~ This post wont be too long.. just an excuse to slack off for 10 minutes or so before i start dying my hair white again...
Today was a great day, things to be happy about =) It started "slackily" with an hour and twenty minutes of lagging in the computer lab for english lessons (sci-fi story editting).. then recess, then there was killer boring - waste of time assembly, which ended late because the teacher was showing off his bald head, eating 15 minutes into physics lesson which we did a fun practical on projecting sharp images on a screen. Never knew it could happen.. Then we chionged back to class for chinese lesson... first period we had some current affairs on ya zhou zhou kan then came CHINESE TEST RESULTS.
It was quite a horribly merry surprise considering the fact that i spent three days in hell(sucky conditions) in heaven(with friends) at sarimbun facilitating the NYP primary 5 "adventure" camp... BEFORE my chinese test. In other words, i took my chinese test half awake XD
More about results... Kai Yuan was feeling gay and scored a 91%... Not far behind was edwin&co... scoring 80+... jealous me, lagging behind with barely 70%.. still fine, A2. No offense to kelvin fan & co.....
Right... Tomorrow there's history test... followed by training till 6.30! great. Thursday there's math and C--(this is not a typo).. Friday all hail the last test - literature. Then i'll play my ass off. But before that i'll have to dye my hair white. Todays white dye's made up of some crappy stuffs... History text... readings... Project 1,2,3 and assignment 1,2,3 and quick test1,2,3 for C++ followed by some mathematics theories if time permits (it has to or im dead crap.). Oh well... i've got to go dye my hair now.. ciao~
perhaps if i have time or feel sian later i'd post a little more xD

pn - i love tissue says:
i just made quite a long post again

Kelvin - ???????? ?????????? Bad flu Sorry for dao-ing I HATE HP PRINTERS!!!!!! says:
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Kelvin - ???????? ?????????? Bad flu Sorry for dao-ing I HATE HP PRINTERS!!!!!! says:
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Kelvin - ???????? ?????????? Bad flu Sorry for dao-ing I HATE HP PRINTERS!!!!!! says:
wonderful blogger
YES KELVIN. I FEEL THE SARCASM. IM SINKING UNDER IT.
nope, im not deleting this.

Yay. I lived through another day. Please rejoice. First, i screwed my trip to school. Then i screwed my test.
I was lucky enough to have been bad to turn my head and look and jeremy's answer script during geography test, if not, I'd have missed 10 whole marks out. Stupidly enough, i rushed through section A (MCQ) and find myself face to face with a relatively stupid Section C set of questions. I finished it with much ease.. MUCH EASE until i realised that it was too good to be true that i finished the paper with 15 minutes to spare. Yes indeed, TOO GOOD to be TRUE. It was false. I realised that i merrily skipped the WHOLE of Section B - 10 marks. For once my hands shivered in fear during a geography test. Oh well, lucky lucky me i managed to stabalize my hand and write the stupid answers...
Come to think of it, its rather stupid in the sense that in last years Geography tests, they made so much sense, looking for quality in answers. This year, they have so many crappy questions, we regurgitate our notes - only to realise that they are half digested. Can someone please ask for a change in this stupid test format. okay.. maybe i should.. someday..
Right, backwards day, backwards order to the blogging for the day. In the morning, fabulous me stood on the overhead bridge. I saw a long bus at the junction. WOW ME!~ I flew down the flight of staircase and sprinted towards the bus. The busdriver looked shocked enough to see a Hwa chong student chionging at his bus. He awkwardly (can see from his constipated face) waited for me. Sure enough, i thanked him and "moved to the rear". Then, as the bus was driving into upper bukit timah road, i felt something weird. Why the hell is this bus so empty. I looked around again only to realise the absence of hwachong/st. marg/MGS/NYGH (they'd be missing anyway) students on the bus. In exchange, i've got some clementi town students. To my yayed horror, I finally realised that i was freaking on 184. NOT 67.
Sure enough, lucky me hopped off the bus at the bend on the road before 184 would continue past KAP and all the way down to somewhere in hell. Got off the bus, smelt some good cigar smoke from a few underage smokers who'd die by 30 i guess.
This day is backwards enough, but of course still got things to look forward to la! Must be optimistic, who taught me that, i forgot.
Right, since things that go in an orderly manner shall be presented in orderly manners, i shall start from early in the morning... Okay, wait. What can possibly go right in mornings. daily attendance, half the class forgets to do homework, loses voice to get them down to flag raising. Good as ever.
Good things only started at the last period (english) or i should say table arranging and seat changing period. Yay to the fact that im in the same place, boo to the fact that i still see idiots infront of me, boo to the fact that jeremy's not beside me anymore (zomg misses jeremy), consolation's that kelvin's there and uh... yay to the fact that jarrett's there beside kelvin in our "row" of 3 rather than timothy yu who would spoil my broadband connection. We practically spent the whole period doing the changing of seats and the english teacher gave up hope of teaching us anything in 5 minutes and asked us to do our own work quietly. yes, how quiet indeed.
After school.... got cheap lunch cause im 常客at green plate stall... CMC boring meeting. Ah, fun again. COCB briefing. Yay me, boo me for the same reason. I was blur enough not to realise until today that it was no more than 11 precious days till i fly off to brisbane for some exchange programme in a missionary college with auditoriums that my teachers consider spartan. Exciting, sure enough. Away from school, with a group of friends like uh.. Jeremy, nat, cedric aka damians mum aka j.foo's brother. Boo me for the fact that although i'd be with this group of great pals, i'd miss Singapore. Hell no, not miss home. I'd miss other pals in Singapore. aiya, name list too long. i shouldn't list. If not blog length put some people off again >.<
OH CRAP. Things getting backwards again. It's 7.34.... LATE LIAO. Time to study history to get myself ancient cause im from an ancient consortium -.-
anyway, ciaos~

Wee~ After flaming education i feel so much better. Oh well, time to lag for 40 minutes and type a nice post about yesterday before i throw myself back into hell with my literature assignments.
Yesterday, 16-2-08. Npcc annual reunion dinner. 2 balls spoilt, one martin bonded, nearly one song ken bonded, $20 won.
Yesterday in the morning, the day started off with a killer CNY celebration in School. Sorry la, Kelvin, my fault you had to go. I went to scam Nghh and say you american. Anyway, on with the torture. It was so cold, im sure it was AT MOST 20 degrees celcius in that stupid drama centre. Besdies that, the performances was very disappointing, really. The only 2 that kind of, woke me up were the Wushu performance and the yoyo god.
The wushu guys were cool.. Got to see jia he in action and even better. Got to see yuchen in lagging action. lol wave his stupid 棍also so lag. It was pure exciting till yuchen turned it into a comedy.
Then we were put back into comas while the emcee realised he was a big failure. Then came the yoyo god. Wow. Singapore national champion for yoyo stunts - never knew he ever existed, much less the fact that HE STUDIES IN HCI zomg. He was playing his yoyo and some ownage tricks and stunt. Basically things that can make your jaws drop.
Yay. 11am finally came. Dismissal to lao yu sheng. I ponned it and went to poolside with han yang, kelvin, timothy, damian, damians mother (brother of J.FOO aka Cedric Chew). Mui fan - ke pui arh, tasted like some big shit. Sotong stiff as wood, gravy plain as water. scammy shit they sell a pooside.
Then kelvin came to my place. Fun enough, he considered DoTA as porn and that taints my reputation. lol anyway carrom was fun. I beat kelvin, but considering the fact that it was his first time, i sucked shits. (just like i do in DoTA)
At 3.10pm, *clap clap* my uncles came and they chased peace away. My dad kept saying i was anti social by staying in the room. I went outside to get daoed by my taoist ( as in, really they ARE taoist) uncles. Depressed with my self-esteem lowered once again, i went back to my room to indulge in more DoTA.
欢乐时光过得真快啊！In no time i found myself (maybe kelvin too) running late for the super fun and super "looked-forwarded to" NPCC reunion dinner. 5.30pm, chiong into toilet, take shower, chiong back out, slip into jeans that i found tighter - shit, im getting fatter. Then we left. It was nice to have kelvin at my place. One of the most sensible guests i've ever hosted. He had brains to realise he shouldn't drink in my room. He didn't lie on my bed, he helped to clean up the carrom board thingy. Nice guy, now i've got a better impression of him (not that it was ever bad).
Uh.... *skips the travelling part although we saw some old gay on the bus that looked like kohkt*
Right, we hoped off the bus and conviniently bumped into ding quan, en ming and screw loose (jonas). OH wait. was it en ming or elwin? Think its elwin. Sorry im too lazy to backspace and change... So we decided to go up to ARD through the side entrance that connects to SALT and SIM. Kelvin and elwin for some reason felt very high, extra and gay so they sprinted up the slope to SIM. Good job. The rest of us who walked slowly realised that there was a change in location and that the reunion dinner was to be held at SALT centre concourse (of course la, why else is there 15 tables). We lagged there and wondered if kelvin and elwin were dead or something till we saw them panting their way to us. *laughs at kelvin*
Great enough, he found a soccer ball and hid it under the stairwell. let the kampong soccer begin. We played a match, sec 2s vs sec 3, excitingly kampong. For once our squad drew even with the sec 3s although they were alot stronger, faster and skilled. We just needed teamwork, AKA "SQUAD FALL IN INFRONT OF THE GOAL. WATCH YOUR FRONT SADIA!" gg, sec 3 squad can't break our imba defence.
Me being fat and unable to run fast had to be pivot man (playmaker). boooring, but its the fate of a fat person. Fait accompli, fat for life. After getting a blister in my foot, the emcee came out and barked at us for us to go back to our seats for the reunion WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN. He probably thinks we'd take 40minutes to settle down. Oh, and damian, nice try trying to steal my lucky draw ticket.
*shit i'm getting tired and lazy, but i shall continue with this horribly long post*
Ah, and the lou hae started. we made a hell lot of mess out of it. We weren't lou heing, we were having a food fight. 10 minutes into the dinner and the table was messy shit. Amazingly, we didn't really get downed for that. I shall skip the small details for now... fat people are lazy and i dont wanna dye my hair white for free...
Oh, and our ex-NCO johnathan sir asked us to make a sexy concoction for him. We had to obey and we started "work". Nothing much, just a plate of sambal chilli, half a cup of sprite. some coke, some orange juice, some onions, some cinnamon from the lou hei, some mayo, some prawn shells, a fish eyeball and the left over sweet and sour sauce from our plate of chicken. Master piece completed. We chanted for him to drink. YES, DRINK IT. but we only expected a mouthful. He retardedly DRANK THE WHOLE FREAKING CUP OF SHIT. bravo. Johnathan sir, have fun vomitting this day.
In the end that seems so far from the end, i won $20 in the lucky draw. Lucky martin won a crumpler. Its the BIG black colour one la... sian. im jealous (just like fat people always are). Sure enough, those who won the biggest prizes paid the biggest prices. We didn't doo anything much, just stripped him.
WORST OF ALL, i need to pity cyril sir. The CIs and other seniors bonded him, carried him up, pulled his leg WIDE APART, and rammed his balls into the pillar. PIAK!肉酱. Sickening shit. It was fun, but not till we realised that a few parents saw what happened. Complaints on their way..
OH, and we dedicated "sha shou" to jiaming sir lol. We thought he'd be furious and nearly dedicated "gimme more" to him again la, but he seemed to love the idea, so we skipped it.
gee, i have so many things to OH about. Now i shall OH about song ken and elias. They were drawing on the table cloth. BAD CHOICE. When i got home after climbing over school gates and all teh shitty adventure, clement called. "who was drawing on the table cloth arh?" GG.
Sigh, what a fun day it was, but it had to end... tragically with arsenal losing 4 - 0 to manchester united in FA cup. Looks like it'll be a chelsea man u affair at wembley again.. gosh, its 1.20.. time to go back to hell with literature. ciao~

Yay. first post.. i shall start to rant about what the hell i think of the shitty education today. In fact, i think i created this blog because i urgently have a need to flame education today.
Right, beggining with my own personal experience (how paintful can it get, im unaware). I have to take 8 subjects : English, Higher Mother Tongue, English literature, Maths, Geography, History, Modular science and Infocomm studies. Of the seven, i think only 4 are worth working on. (the four being 2 languages, science and math) Look, why the hell do students to day have to do those 4 retarded meaningless subjects? 读Geography读个屁。 读History读放屁。读Literature去eat shit。学C++ for what shit.
Maybe at this point of time, if someone could enlighten me how the hell I can make use of some history rubbish ten years down the road, i'll study it, but i dont really think it'll be possible. Education today is turning into an industry, far from what it is supposed to be. Why the hell are secondary schools offering a whole load of shit subjects? Shouldn't secondary school education still be a part of a student's foundation? They probably are doing this to boast how much facilities they have and subsequently, how much torture their students can enjoy. Okay, perhaps they could have some infocomm studies lessons in school for those who are interested, BUT why the hell are they making it compulsory and forcing some shitty program codes into our brains? For history as well. So what if we know a hell lot about world war one and its causes? Right, we cannot 忘本 or something like that, but when you are forced to recite a hell lot of facts, its a waste of time.
Now in school they offer special programmes, but you need to have a certain standard in results before you can enter these special programmes. They say it will help you in the future and if you do well, you can possibly get a scholarship. Yes, they help you in the FUTURE. But they tear you apart NOW. Tearing apart not by making you learn things your'e interested in or something that you know you will apply in life like mathematics or self-improvement stuff, but instead stupidly redundant things like how in the world world war one broke out or something like that.
I feel that this is causing student's to lose alot of what is needed most to be a real learner - interest. Look at those with good results and you realise the first thing you hear when you ask about their method of success is "my mum kills me at home. Teacher make me memorize some crappy facts." Slowly and slowly i'm feeling that this same piece of crap if happening to me. I can even feel this sudden urge to create a blog to flame education today while doing literature homework. *sigh* What has happened to education?